Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
After five years, your job will still suck.
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob.
