Q: How do you know a blonde likes you?
A: She screws you two nights in a row.
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: To keep their ankles warm.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?
A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde with a PhD in Psychology?
A: She'll blow your mind, too.
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A: It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.
Q: Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?
A: Who cares?
Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?
A: Last year's hide-and-go-seek winner.
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
A: All you can eat, under a buck.
Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde?
A: She screams her own name when she comes
Q: Why can't blondes count to 70?
A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
A: Her crayons are still sticky.
Q: What happens when you give 61 dollars to a blonde?
A: She wants 8 (ate) more.
Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?
A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked.
Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?
A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
A: The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.
Q: Why don't blondes like anal sex?
A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with.
Q: How do you get a blonde off of her knees?
A: Come.
Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have?
A: One that never misses a period.
Q: What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?
A: You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!
Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip-code on her thigh?
A: She wanted a lot of male in her box
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick wall?
A: A brick walls only been laid once
Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A: Walks Home
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A: Because she blows the horn!
Q: How can you tell a blonde"s been in your fridge?
A: There is lipstick on the cucumber.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.
Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men.
A: Their heels.
Q: Why is a blonde like a hardware store?
A: They are both 10¢ a screw!
Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod...
Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme!
Q: Why does a blond whistle when she pees?
A: So she knows what lips to whipe!
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met. A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.
Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.
Q: What do you call a blonde with pigtails?
A: A blowjob with handlebars
Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian?
A: A waste.
Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex?
A: She opens the car door.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?
A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.
Q: How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
A: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A: By the belt buckle impression on her forehead.
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the busty waitress after reading her name tag?
A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"
Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A: Her feet!
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets.
Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.
Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
A: Because her boyfriend was also blond!
Q: What do you give the blonde who has everything?
A: Penicillin.
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.
Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"?
A: She liked to be filled with cream.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."
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