Car accident

Two guys get into a nasty car accident.
Both vehicles are really wrecked, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, one guy says,. Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left but, fortunately, we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."
The Guy replied, "I totally agree - this must be a sign from God!" He went on, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of whisky didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink it, to celebrate the fact we are alive and kicking?"
He hands the bottle to the other who nods his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, then hands it back to the other. The guy takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it
back to him. The other asks, "Aren't
you having any?"
The Guy replies, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the fuckin police..."