Nursing School
A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does during an orgasm.
"Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids..."
Little Sister
A man and his wife were having sex one night in there bedroom. There little boy opens the door and says "Daddy what are you doing to mama?"
Then the daddy says "Making you a little sister" And then the boy replies "Hell no do it doggy style I want a puppy."
Like The Movies
A guy with a black eye walks into a bar and orders a triple bourbon.
The bartender says "Having a tough day, huh?"
The guy says "Yeah. My wife and I were doing the dishes and she turned to me and said 'Why don't we ever make love like in the movies?'
So I bent her over the kitchen table, yanked her pants down and rammed it in. I jackhammered her and slapped her on the ass as I pummeled her. Then I pulled it out, turned her around and blew my load all over her face." The bartender said "Wow! But what's up with the black eye? "Turns out we watch different movies."
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