Three guys, a Pakistani, a Srilankan and an Indian are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes totally" says the Genie. The Srilankan says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Sri Lanka." With a blink of the Genie's eye,'FOOM' the land in Srilanka was made permanently fertile for farming. The Paki was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Pakistan, so that no Indian can come into our sacred country." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Pakistan. The Indian remains calm in spite of the Pakistani's blatant insult. The genie then asks him, "Well what is your wish?" The Indian says, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and completely surrounds pakistan. Nothing can get in or out." The Indian says, "All right then, fill it up with water."
A Pakistani guy, an Indian guy, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The old woman, beautiful girl and the Indian guy are sitting there looking perplexed. The Pakistani guy is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. The old woman is thinking: That Pakistani guy must have tried to kiss that girl and got slapped. The Pakistani guy is thinking: "Damn it, that Indian guy must have tried to kiss the beautiful girl, she thought it was me and slapped me instead." The beautiful girl is thinking: "That Pakistani guy must have moved to kiss me, but kissed the old lady instead and got slapped." The Indian is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Pakistani guy again."
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