Redhead jokes

Q:What do you call a redhead walking between two blondes? 
A: An interpreter.   

Q: What’s the difference between a terrorist and a redhead? 
A: you can negotiate with a terrorist.   

Q: How do you know a redhead likes you? 
A: She has your girlfriend thrown in jail and camps out in your yard.   

Q: Do you know why Blondes have more fun? 
A: Because there is not enough Red Heads around.   If you love a Redhead, set her free … If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she’s yours.   

Q: How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend? 
A: She has scratched “stay off MY TURF!” on his back with her nails.   

Q: What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? 
A: Men always miss them.   

Q: How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you? 
A: She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl   

Q: How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer? 
A: There’s a hammer embedded in the monitor   Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.   

Q: What do redheads and McDonald’s have in common? 
A: You’ve never had it so good and so fast.   

Q: What’s safer: a redhead or a pirahna? 
A: The pirahna. They only attack in schools.   

Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you? 
A: Say something like “I’m one of those males who love redheads”   

Q: How do you get a redhead’s mood to change? 
A: Wait 10 seconds   

Q: Why aren’t there any more redhead jokes? 
A: Someone told them to a redhead. 

Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? 
A: A redhead !