Sunday, May 8, 2016

Single Man

Sophie and Shirley, two elderly widows in a Florida adult community, are curious about the latest arrival in their building -- a quiet, nice looking gentleman who keeps to himself.

Shirley says, "Sophie, you know I'm shy. Why don't you go over to him at the pool and find out a little about him. He looks so lonely." 

Sophie agrees, and later that day at the pool, she walks up to him and says, "Excuse me, mister. I hope I'm not prying, but my friend and I were wondering why you looked so lonely." 

"Of course I'm lonely, he says, "I've spent the past 20 years in prison." 
"You're kidding! What for?" "For killing my third wife. I strangled her." 

"What happened to your second wife?" "I shot her." "And, if I may ask, your first wife?" 

"We had a fight and she fell off a bridge." "Oh my," says Sophie. Then turning to her friend on the other side of the pool, she yells, "Yoo hoo, Shirley. He's single." 

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