Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Car Sales man

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, this economy sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking ass!" 

Too late, he noticed a beautiful blonde, sitting two stools away. Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language. "

"That's ok" the blonde replied, "I have a very similar problem. If I don't sell more ass this month, I'm going to lose my fucking car!" 

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